actual photo of me in the future

actual photo of me in the future

bucketofpeaches:

Asexuals don’t fuck around.

xbox420:

the-frizzle-fry:

xbox420:

no offense to the boring music fandom but i’d rather eat my own legs than listen to the 1975

Have fun with you dieing computer djs and auto tuned morons. Musicians from 75 kill modern day “musicians.”

holy shit

britney2007spears:

meladoodle:

WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA

u…

britney2007spears:

meladoodle:

WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA

u…

mcporno:

wriest:

*about to cum* but first, lemme take a selfie!

#I’m being penetrated in this photo

mcporno:

wriest:

*about to cum* but first, lemme take a selfie!

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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tramampoline:

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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akasakaryuunosuke:

people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying